söndag 6 juni 2010

Twilight fanfic

You know when you say that cucumbers are made up to 90 % of water? Well, it's the same for a human. For me, that is a very bad thing. My water-level is somewhere between 40-80 %, 40 on a good day and closer to 80 on a bad day. Yet nobody could ever tell that I'm diffrent, I look exactly the same as everyone else in my school. Sometimes I wish that I actually would look like as they portray mermaids in movies and books. I wouldn't mind have long, floating red hair or be as fit as those mermaids always are. Well, there really isn't much that humans got right when it comes to mermaids anyway. Like what's up with all that singing? We don't sing, nor do we dance around in the water with the fish. Humans have never graspt that we are dangerous. If they'd known how mush restrain it takes to be around humans without sucking the water out of them they wouldn't make so many fairytales about us. They would most certainly put us in the same category as, I don't know, werewolves and vampyres. Here I am, in a high-school in a costal town, going to the same courses as all the humans. I try to keep to myself, I don't really have that many friends. Of course I don't have a boyfriend either. I know that Peter from my chemistry-class would love to see himself in that position. The problem with boyfriends is that I would eventually have to kiss them. That would be an interesting scene. "Excuse me, would you like to put a plastic bag in you mouth before I kiss you?" I would suggest "If I get in contact with your mouthwatering salivia I would probably suck the life out of you". I'm sure Peter would love to hear that. What a turn-on. I can't even be close to any humans without hearing the gushing water in their bodies, wanting so badly to have it in mine. "Would I even want a human boyfriend" I asked myself "they're so boring...".

God natt!

1 kommentar:

Anonym sa...

Vilken bra idé! Du har för alltid förändrat min bild av sjöjungfrur... /Josie:)